Famous Umpire Quotes & Sayings

We should live in such a way that our lives wouldn't make much sense if the gospel were not true. — Dorothy Day

Persons, with big wigs many of them and austere aspect, whom I take to be Professors of the Dismal Science ...
Coining "Dismal Science" as a nickname for Political Economy — Thomas Carlyle

Zen is the most scientific method to inquire into your consciousness. It takes you beyond mind into a space called no-mind. No self, but pure awareness, and you have a taste of eternity and immortality. — Rajneesh

Be kind to dragonswans, for thou art gorgeous when naked and taste good with cool whip. (Channon) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

If even half of what we heard was true, this was a bitter, tormented soul, a sinner who mocked both gods and men. He served, but found no pride in service. He fought, but took no joy in victory. He drank, to drown his pain in a sea of wine. He did not love, nor was he loved himself. It was hate that drove him. Though he committed many sins, he never sought forgiveness. — George R R Martin