Famous Thomas Cook Quotes & Sayings

real clothes. If anything, this guy is having a positive effect — AnnMarie Creedon

The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it. — Bill Burr

A mind conscious of right laughs at the falsehoods of rumour.
[Lat., Conscia mens recti famae mendacia risit.] — Ovid

When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law. — Frederic Bastiat

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy. — Bill Maher

There is much to be said for post-menopausal celibacy. Sex is rough on loners because you have to have somebody else around, but now I don't. No more diets to stay slim and desirable: I've had sex and I've had food, and I'd rather eat. — Florence King

No good thing can last forever, because people are terrible and we have this feeling, we all have this feeling, that if not for that essential terribleness we could have gotten further by now. Done better. Done more. — Catherynne M Valente

And a man who is stupid enough to let you slip through his fingers does not deserve you anyway. — Helen Brooks

Live each day as if was your last, not in the future, not in the past. You may not get what you want, but, in the long run, you will get what you expect. — Denis Waitley

Chinese restaurants have long been a weekly or monthly ritual for many Americans. — Jennifer Lee

This is a neighborhood where underwear sags low. For instance, ole Mr Deutschman lives up here, who used to be upstanding and decent. — D.B.C. Pierre

Economic development over the past two centuries has taken most of humanity from lives that were brutal, ignorant and short, to personal health and security, material comfort and knowledge that were unknown to the elites of the wealthiest and most powerful societies in earlier times. — Ross Garnaut

Change the value system of the people you are ministering to — Sunday Adelaja

Anything in this culture that stands still long enough eventually becomes okay if a person can derive an income from it. Eventually, pay-per-view public execution will happen, and it will be half-time entertainment. — Henry Rollins