Famous Raunchy Quotes & Sayings

Jake's POV: Meanwhile, Ally was here with Marshall Moss, who she was obviously going to hook up with later. They'd barely stopped touching each other all night. Even now, they were out in the middle of the dance floor dancing to some Black Eyed Peas song. No reason to be touching for a fast song, but they were. Holding hands while they bounced around with friends.
She looked happy. Which made me want to punch someone. Preferably Marshall Moss. — Kieran Scott

think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained, I stand and look at them long and long. They do not sweat and whine about their condition, They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins, They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God, Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things, Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago, Not one is respectable or unhappy over the whole earth. Walt Whitman — Bertrand Russell

Our brains are obviously capable of astoundingly fast and complex calculations that happen subconsciously. We can't explain them because most of the time we hardly even realize they're happening. — Joshua Foer

I've always find that Aussies and Vancouver-ites in general just have a similar kind of attitude. — Ryan Reynolds

When you are older you will meet a man who will love you for yourself. A good-natured, charming respectable man who is liked by you family. — Amanda Grange

That wretched alchemist called money can turn a man's heart into a stone! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Life is a fierce duel with emotions and a slow war with psychology. — Richelle E. Goodrich