Famous Philip Freneau Quotes & Sayings

The only time I've ever been mistaken for someone else is - and this arguable still - when a person came up to me on the boardwalk of Ocean City, New Jersey and said, "You look a lot like that guy from computer ads" and I said, "There is a reason because I am that guy," and the guy looked at me for a minute, laughed and said, "That's a funny joke, but you really do look like him." He thought I was not me. — John Hodgman

So generation after generation of men in love with pain and passivity serve out their time in the Zone, silent, redolent of faded sperm, terrified of dying, desperately addicted to the comforts others sell them, however useless, ugly or shallow, willing to have life defined for them by men whose only talent is for death. — Thomas Pynchon

A lot of modern comedies are difficult to watch too, because they're so ironic and so detached and so quote-unquote clever. They kind of keep you at arm's length. They can be really funny, but they're not really nourishing. — Ty Burrell

I've dated athletes before but it's too tough because we have the same job, we deal with the same problems and both do a very selfish sport. — Tyson Gay

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. — Jeff Foxworthy

Money is an instrumentality of the profit motive and must be issued and backed only by private enterprisers. Economic and political perversities are inescapable while government is admitted to money power. Since all national governments have, up to the present, been money issuing powers we may justly attribute all the economic and political ills of mankind to this single error. — E.C. Riegel

I like to groove a little bit! — Leon Bridges

America is a miracle country. — John Kasich

The best feeling in the world might be when you finish a book and you get to pick out another. — Kira Hawke

Remember, every treasure comes with a price. — Kevin Kwan

If I see something really nasty on Twitter, I will usually delete it or block the person because I don't want to see that every day ... Get to know me, and then you can talk about me! — Kendall Jenner

YAY!!! I finally did it. Got my Blurb! :p — Ellie Williams

Jude [Law] is really good at playing an obsessive. He has a very watchable quality when he's on a quest for something. — Steven Soderbergh

You should have made porn puppets. You could have charged a lot more for the shows. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips