Famous Muppet Show Quotes & Sayings

I've been to Reagan National Airport. I tell people it was named after me. — Ron Reagan

People don't talk to me on airplanes. — Louis C.K.

Seeing a woman cough today made me sense a vague fear of death — Brandon Scott Gorrell

The height of all philosophy is to know thyself; and the end of this knowledge is to know God. — Francis Quarles

I am the seeker of love, I am the giver of love, and I became the love. — Debasish Mridha

My thing is that I'm in love with love. Actually, I'm in love with the possibility of true love. Which could be considered a major problem. — Susane Colasanti

The debate is whether the war is legal. It has brought pain, misery and desperation to hundreds of thousands of people. Does that sound legal to you? To me it sounds like the dictionary definition of the legal profession. — Frankie Boyle

Those who dream of the joys of living in a space colony should live in a space colony. — Edward Abbey

He examined the paper, his eyes bobbing as he counted the pieces, and sighed, shoulders slumping. "I'm going to teach you something I really shouldn't be teaching you."
"But given the circumstances," she urged.
He nodded. His lip quirked. "Given the circumstances. Just pretend to forget it once this is over . . . if either of us makes it past this. — Charlie N. Holmberg

And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your head, then break your skinny arms and legs, and set you on fire, and then put you out with a hammer. And should there be children from your beastly rutting, I shall have the Russian man cut them to tiny pieces and feed them to Madame Jacob's dog. because, although he may be only a worthless, simpleminded, libertine artist, Lucien is my favorite, and I will not have him hurt. Do you understand? — Christopher Moore