Famous Misheard Quotes & Sayings

When God forgives us for hitting Him with a club we should manage to put up with the pin pricks we get from our fellows. — Helmut Thielicke

As soon as you say that there is a community called, let's say, black Americans, you've immediately created a boundary line - who's in that group, who's outside that group. — Randall Kennedy

Myself am often surprised at life's little quirks — William Goldman

I didn't want to give up my job and join the ranks of the Doing Fuck All brigade no matter how much money I had in the bank. — Sara Sheridan

Every play should be 90 minutes. There would be so many more theatre-goers if plays were shorter. — Eve Myles