Famous Hoodie Allen Quotes & Sayings

You may not be aware of a recent survey that showed that if the First Amendment were put to a popular vote today, it would fail by a 60% to 40% vote. — James E. Rogers

I've met people I didn't like. I've met people who've used words in ways I didn't like. I've never met a word I didn't like. — Jacqueline Patricks

Keep your friends close, Sun-Tzu had written. Your enemies closer. — Eric Van Lustbader

How can you be with someone if you never see them? — Jennifer Close

Miss Dietrich is not so much a performer as a one-woman environment. — Vincent Canby

Who claims that the heathen's view of the world is incorrect? Life gives you nothing! It is ruled by false gods! Nothing remains true to you but your own self; provided you remain true to it. — Franz Grillparzer

Are you crying, Ringer?"
"My eyes are watering."
"No."
"Don't tell me no, Razor. I don't cry."
"Bullshit. — Rick Yancey

When I was a kid I used to tell myself the moon was a silver gong and if I could climb high enough to beat on it with both hands all my wishes would come true. — John Dos Passos

Turn up the TV. No one listening will suspect, even your mother won't detect it, no your father won't know. they think that I've got no respect but everything means less than zero. — Elvis Costello