Famous Grave Marker Quotes & Sayings

The prospect of one day being hauled out of the canal by yet another old enemy was hard for France to swallow, even more so when British and French defence specialists discussed their exit strategy in case of an overwhelming Soviet attack, and the Brits proposed a massive evacuation via Dunkirk. — Stephen Clarke

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. — Edgar Allan Poe

I'm probably the only sixteen-year-old girl in a three hundred mile radius who knows how to distinguish between a poltergeist from an actual ghost (hint: If you can disrupt it with nitric acid, or if it throws new crap at you every time, it's a poltergeist), or how to tell if a medium's real or faking it (poke 'em with a true iron needle). I know the six signs of a good occult store (Number One is the proprietor bolts the door before talking about Real Business) and the four things you never do when you're in a bar with other people who know about the darker side of the world (don't look weak). I know how to access public information and talk my way around clerks in courthouses (a smile and the right clothing will work wonders). I also know how to hack into newspaper files, police reports, and some kinds of government databases (primary rule: Don't get caught. Duh). — Lilith Saintcrow

When you talk, you repeat what you already know; when you listen, you often learn something. — Jared Sparks

J..es ... u..s fu ... ck..in.g Ch..ri ... st Liam! The bed slammed against the wall. — J.J. McAvoy

Our love, our love will last forever. It's forever but it just doesn't work. That's why it will always be romantic because it can not be complete. — Woody Allen

None of the seven is really good, for the excellent reason that Australian children never are. — Ethel Turner

The fewer the voices on the side of truth, the more distinct and strong must be your own. — William Ellery Channing

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall! — Dave Barry

(...) and a story meant money. (...) If you were young, you just set your teeth, and bit on and held on, till the money began to flow from the invisible; it was a question of power. It was a question of will; a subtle, subtle powerful emanation of will out of yourself brought back to you the mysterious nothingness of money: a word on a piece of paper. — D.H. Lawrence

I don't like to be a preacher or anything, but the one thing that I've learned is that you truly are what you eat. — Ruben Studdard

Won't you let me take you for a ride.
You can stop the world, try to change my mind. Won't you let me show you how it feels. You can stop the world, but you won't change me. I need music." -"Bleed — Cold