Famous Funny Picture Quotes & Sayings

Friendship is the happiest and most fully human of all loves, the crown of life. — C.S. Lewis

I was working straight for nine months and I'm exhausted. I'm ready to relax for a little while and read. I don't want to work for work sake; I have to be excited about it. — Sanaa Lathan

Would that I could discover truth as easily as I can uncover falsehood. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe. — Bill Maher

Too much positive is either scared or stupid or both. Reality is uncertain. — Robert B. Parker

What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country. — Ambrose Bierce

This life we live is a strange dream, and I don't believe at all any account men give of it. — Henry David Thoreau

...words can help us to see what is graceful or human where lovelines and humanity seem to fail... — Mark Doty

I admit I am wearing the wrong clothes. And I also admit I have not the training, or the physique, for my walk. I can't explain why I think I can get there, when all the odds are against it. But I do. Even when a big part of me is saying I should give up, I can't. Even when I don't want to keep going, I still do. — Rachel Joyce

And there was huge numbers of UFOs around my parents home in Kingston. — Betty Hill