Famous Funny One Line Quotes & Sayings

Whether you want to or not. But the place you return to is always slightly different from the place you left. That's the rule. It can never be exactly the same." A — Haruki Murakami

Every hypothesis is a construction, and because of this it is an authentic theory. In so far as they merit that exigent name, ideas are never a mere reception of presumed realities, but they are constructions of possibilities; therefore they are pure bits of imagination, or fine ideas of our own ... — Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Karma is the eternal assertion of human freedom ... Our thoughts, our words, and deeds are the threads of the net which we throw around ourselves. — Swami Vivekananda

Religion also teaches kindness, personal responsibility, and the grace not to judge people by the worst moments in their lives. — Richard North Patterson

Modern women ... they don't sew your pockets ... forget that. — Charles Bukowski

Oh, Lord. Why was he asking her that? He knew better than to ask a woman what was wrong - because somehow it would end up being his fault. Even if every aspect of her mood was beyond his knowledge or control, it would still end up being his fault - because he had testicles. Whenever a woman was annoyed, somehow it always came around to the Y chromosome. — Tracy Brogan

It takes two to tango; when I go, you go. — Malcolm X

I turned the pages so fast. And I suppose I was, in my mindless way, looking for a something, version of myself, a heroine I could slip inside as one might a pair of favourite shoes. — Ian McEwan

The fact that Brazil and Chile now has China as their largest trading partner means the Monroe Doctrine is certainly something of the past. — Dambisa Moyo

This is the essence of all sciences - that you should know who you will be when the Day of Reckoning arrives. — Rumi

Not to equip with the tools need for kingdom extension is to sign in for failure — Sunday Adelaja

Positive thoughts lead to positive results. — Maria V. Snyder

Truth: When criticized you go berserk, but in your defense remember that it is those who calmly listen who never change. — Colum McCann