Famous Funny Mathematics Quotes & Sayings

So don't be too lazy or too stubborn. Either way lies madness. — Ryan Nemeth

No good came from silence either. — George R R Martin

Each is deceived by the sense of finality peculiar to the stage of development at which he stands. — C. G. Jung

Stock market corrections, although painful at the time, are actually a very healthy part of the whole mechanism, because there are always speculative excesses that develop, particularly during the long bull market. — Ron Chernow

Also your mom. Bro, I saw your mom kiss you on the cheek this morning, and forgive me, but I swear to God I was like, man, I wish I was Q. And also, I wish my cheeks had penises. — John Green

That which we call destiny goes forth from within people, not from without into them. — Rainer Maria Rilke

I've been doing music for many years and after a point what is the motivation that drives you to compose and to do stuff? I did this song for the U.N., a fighting for poverty anthem. That's when I realized that I could do a foundation. And when I started the foundation, it was basically to fight poverty and to help - that kind of stuff. — A.R. Rahman

It is easier for a tutor to command than to teach. — John Locke

2:40AM - 2:41AM (erotic_performance.exe): The curtain opened to reveal a Gateway 2000 computer and monitor running a Fenestra 98 operating system. The display booted up and opened a program on its desktop. The computer then began to rapidly recite a multitude of differential equations as well as their respective 3D graphical representations for 20 seconds. At the end of the program, the monitor displayed the word "INSERT" in the form of a screensaver. D-6744 and D-3432 both inserted $5 into its floppy drive. The curtain then closed at the end of the show. — Anonymous

I have a lot of survivor insticts, and I know when to quit. I know when to go forward it my life, but not everybody does. — Meredith Brooks