Famous Funny Lawyer Quotes & Sayings

Alright, kids, who wants to try a home-made veggie sausage spiced with the secret herbs of the jungle's dark and vengeful heart? I can through some on the grill with the next round of tofu burgers. — Alex Gabriel

My method of writing is to take the most basic kind of line and improvise on it. After all, I am the child of the culture which created Jazz. — Leon Forrest

The flowers were so beautiful, so delicate and unthreatening, but they choked everything around them. — Scott Westerfeld

It's mad because as a woman, you carry the baby for nine months, so you're very conscious that you have a little one inside you. But for a guy, it's suddenly, there's a baby there. — Orlando Bloom

Lou Grant was pretty much always Lou Grant. — Mary Tyler Moore

People get trapped into thinking about just one way of doing things. — Erik Weihenmayer

The translucent life is very much about overflowing with a gift to the world, rather than being here to consume or to get something for yourself. — Arjuna Ardagh