Famous Funny Failure Quotes & Sayings

I really want donuts. But not regular donuts. I want mini donuts, but I also want them to be crunchy." He sat forward quickly. "Ah! Cherios. I want Cheerios. Do we have any? — Beth Ehemann

Things that I felt absolutely sure of but a few years ago, I do not believe now. This thought makes me see more clearly how foolish it would be to expect all men to agree with me. — Jim Rohn

Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living. — Sean O'Casey

I was very disappointed (at the U.S. Open), and I went out there and I worked really hard. — Maria Sharapova

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. — Judith Regan

Let your mind alone, and see what happens. — Virgil Thomson

Remembering and seeing are not the same, and that is why memories are of little use to us in forming loving relationships. — Gerald Jampolsky

I never broke up with my girlfriends, they broke up with me. — Manny Pacquiao

Just remember, it's an easy place to be at home in, Ireland. I think the people are very skilled at relating. I notice, watching the different nationalities on the mountain, the fluidity of interaction the Irish people have with the visitors, and with each other. It's a skill that's less developed in other nationalities, and it's so instinctive it doesn't even look like a skill. — Pete McCarthy

Every minute, every second, the pattern of genes being expressed in your brain changes, often in direct or indirect response to events outside the body. Genes are the mechanisms of experience. — Matt Ridley

I believe one can live many lives through personal style. Every day is an occasion to reinvent yourself — Ralph Lauren

It's an unwritten rule - girl friends' boyfriends are off limits, even after they break up. — Kristin Cavallari