Famous Football Commentators Quotes & Sayings

But in Genesis we see God as a gardener, and in the New Testament we see him as a carpenter. No task is too small a vessel to hold the immense dignity of work given by God. — Timothy Keller

I don't watch much TV at all. — Jason Derulo

There are a lot of bands using self-abuse as a marketing gimmick. — Bruce Dickinson

I'm so into momminess. — Caroline Rhea

Sometimes you're noodling around with a sketch and something incongruous in the drawing calls forth the caption and other times you think of a line and just have to find a place for it. A cartoon with a caption like "I don't want to live forever, but I sure as hell don't want to be dead forever either" sprang into my head and I just had to find the right venue for it which was an old couple talking to each other. — Robert Mankoff

The majestic equality of the law forbids rich and poor alike from pissing in the streets, sleeping under bridges, and stealing bread. — Anatole France

I set the coffee aside and got a cup of water instead. I could never see why people drank that stuff. It tasted like soil boiled in mud, wit a topping of dirt. — Brandon Sanderson

That which is measured improves. That which is measured and reported improves exponentially. — Karl Pearson

I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese. — Willow Smith

I suppose without curiosity a man would be a tortoise. Very comfortable life, a tortoise has. Goes to sleep all winter and doesn't eat anything more than grass as far as I know, to live all the summer. Not an interesting life perhaps, but a very peaceful one. — Agatha Christie