Famous Filipino Funny Quotes & Sayings

There aren't many people like that - who will tell you the truth about themselves and anything else right out. I've only met three people like that, I think - four now," she said, her smile widening to warm him. "There was — Diana Gabaldon

That was ... that was choking. You're right. But of course when you play against (Roger) Federer, he's No. 1 in the world, he won three grand slams last year, and he's just full of confidence. It's difficult to do anything regular to beat him. You have to do something extra to be able to have the chance to beat him. Set points, I had six of them and I couldn't take one. But I was close. — Marat Safin

On the set of an independent film you can tell that nobody is doing it for the money. Everyone is there because they love the script. A smaller budget sort of unifies everyone; it's a real team effort and that's amazing. But these opportunities just don't present themselves that often for me, so basically any chance I get to do something different I jump on it. — Will Ferrell

You can never give up on family. — Rick Riordan

What went on in that head of his? I would soon come to understand that he gave voice to only a fraction of the thoughts that swam behind his eyes. It was not nearly so clean and smooth in there as it seemed. Other lives were houses in that mind, parallel worlds. Maybe we're all built a little that way. But most of us drop hints. Most of us leave clues. My father was more careful. — Karen Thompson Walker

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. — Tim Vine

I never talk about shooting anybody, but I do acknowledge I was a member of the IRA, and as a member of the IRA, I obviously engaged in fighting back against the British army. — Martin McGuinness

Perhaps the most important reason for self-disclosure is that without it we cannot truly love. — Sidney Jourard

Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier. — Simone Elkeles

I really bridled when Parks And Rec became popular and woodworking publications wanted me to do stuff with them. — Nick Offerman

Seeing a miracle will inspire you, but knowing you are a miracle will change you. — Deborah Brodie

If I was going to do Fall Out Boy, I wanted it to be a real outlet for my writing. — Joe Trohman

I loved playing (Aaron Echols on 'Veronica Mars.') I was really sad when I got my head blown off, but ... that seems to happen to me. I seem to be murdered on all of these shows. But, okay, as long as the checks don't bounce, I'm all right with that. Besides, when Aaron Echols was killed, as I recall, he'd just had sex with a beautiful young girl, he was smoking a Cuban cigar and drinking a rare, 18-year-old brandy, and watching himself on television. If you gotta go, I think that's probably the way to go. — Harry Hamlin

I feel like I have as good a shot as anybody out there and I have gotten close in the past, so why not have the attitude that I can come out and play great tennis and maybe even win this tournament. — Michael Chang

It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked — Barry Davies