Famous Fallacious Quotes & Sayings

American media has just become talk radio, incredibly partisan name-calling and op-eds. — Shane Smith

The rapid progress true Science now makes, occasions my regretting sometimes that I was born so soon. — Benjamin Franklin

Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience. — Mark Twain

Wow, Carter. You've got a HUGE wiener.
Suddenly, Gavin being in the bathroom with me didn't seem so bad. If only he could have been in the
bathroom with me in eighth grade and passed that little tidbit around for Penny Frankles to hear, I might
not have gone to the eight grade graduation dance solo.
I finished pissing, zipped up my pants and flushed the toilet, all while trying not to pat myself on the
back. Yeah, I had a huge wiener. You bet your sweet ass I did. I almost needed a wheelbarrow to carry it
around. And because a toddler said it, it must have been true.
We got back to the table and I couldn't keep the shit-eating grin off of my face. — Tara Sivec

If you eat like crap all the time, quite frankly, you're going to feel like crap. — Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

I think the Cold War was worse for Africa than colonialism. — Mo Ibrahim

Play around. Dive into absurdity and write. Take chances. You will succeed if you are fearless of failure. — Natalie Goldberg

Therefore, in my incontrovertible capacity as plaintiff and defendant judge and accused, I condemn this nature, which has so brazenly and unceremoniously inflicted this suffering ... since I am unable to destroy Nature, I am destroying myself, solely out of weariness of having to endure a tyranny in which there is no guilty party. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky