Famous Barrel Racing Quotes & Sayings

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. — Will Rogers

He thought there was chemistry? Faith had always hated chemistry at school but if she'd known a sexy Australian was going to seduce her with it in the future she may have paid more attention. — Amy Andrews

He liked to play chess and do intelligent things, and I was a serious drinker and nonthinker. — Warren G. Harding

But I think doctors have always been either honest or dishonest. — Leonard Baskin

Just because you can put something in your mouth, chew it, swallow it, and then poop it out doesn't mean it's food. It just means you can chew it, swallow it, and poop it out. — Cameron Diaz

I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac. — Alber Elbaz