Family Troublemaker Quotes & Sayings

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with. — Melissa Rivers

When you look at elephant herds that are nonstressed, the males are never around. They mate, they go; they're loners. — Mark Shand

As a person, I'm polite - I want to please. — Karl Ove Knausgaard

This time he was underwater, running, feet sinking deeper and deeper into the seabed. The surface was within reach if he raised his arms, but he couldn't get his head out of the water. He had to breathe. The compulsion to inhale was huge. But he couldn't, musn't. Still he ran, getting nowhere, each frantic step burying his feet in the wet sand until he was no longer able to lift them. Finally, with one great gulp, he opened his mouth, his lungs to the flood of seawater. — Flip By Martyn Bedford

Well, here's what I think. I mean, the people are saying, 'We don't want it,' and the Democrats are saying, 'We don't care. We're going to pass it anyway.' And so for the next three months, Washington will be consumed with the Democrats trying to jam this through in a very messy procedure an unpopular health care bill. — Lamar Alexander

Most are expecting 5 percent to 10 percent hikes, but there are rumblings of far nastier surprises. — Hugh Hewitt

My political life has been informed by the view that if there was any truth to religion there wouldn't really be any need for politics. — Christopher Hitchens

On several occasions, I discussed with Bill Clinton the subject of inquiries by the media about our relationship. He told me to continue to deny our relationship, that if we would stick together, everything would be okay. — Gennifer Flowers

I love Australia! I got a boot thrown at me there. — Art Alexakis

Spiritual Awareness is not gained through the use and abuse of drugs, it is only lost, and for just this lifetime but also for the next and future generations to come. — Richard Rensberry

It was clear soon after his election that Obama, like FDR, wanted to start dealing with the economic crisis immediately after his inauguration. — Russell Baker

He says I'm a regular onion! I keep him busy peeling away the layers. — Ray Bradbury

I'll never make it, it will never happen, because they're never going to hear me 'cause they're screaming all the time. — Elvis Presley