Family Guy Secondhand Spoke Quotes & Sayings

When I started out, I really struggled as a comic because no one knew who I was, and sometimes I was telling stories, so it would take a while for people to get on board for things. — Mike Birbiglia

I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware of it. You don't need a sign to tell anybody about it. — Larry The Cable Guy

Pleasure and sensation are essential features of the second chakra. If desire is the seed of movement, then pleasure is the root of desire, and sensation is the medium of pleasure. Pleasure is essential for the health of the body, the rejuvenation of spirit, and the healing of our personal and cultural relationships. Unfortunately, we are taught to beware of pleasure, that it's a dangerous temptress waiting to lure us away from our true path. We are taught to repress our need for pleasure, and in so doing, repress our natural bodily impulses, and once again, segregate mind and body. We don't easily allow ourselves enjoyment of even the simple pleasures - time for a little extra sleep, a leisurely walk, or comfortable clothing. These stringent measures arise from the mind, but seldom from the body. We then may experience a backlash in our emotions. — Anodea Judith

Well, you're not exactly Superman, but you're awfully available. — Vera-Ellen

When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure. — Charles A.E. Goodhart

War rages on the teeming earth;
The hot and sanguinary fight
Begins with each new creature's birth:
A dreadful war where might is right;
Where still the strongest slay and win,
Where weakness is the only sin. — Mathilde Blind

Colour is a matter of personal opinion. — Tessa De Loo

Most of the magic in my life has happened after my heart has been shattered. — Glennon Doyle Melton

I have six brothers and sisters. My mother has six kids from two different marriages. And we would just sit around making fun of each other's dad, and all our dads had real problems. — Michael Che

7542There where is Love, Trust Will Be the Leader. — Jan Jansen

In eroticism as dance: one of the partners is always charged with leading the other. — Milan Kundera

Almost all of us long for peace and freedom; but very few of us have much enthusiasm for the thoughts, feelings, and actions that make for peace and freedom. — Aldous Huxley

It was a ceremonial supper. For they were going to part in the morning. In the morning each of them was going to go their own way; in search of something they already had. But they did not know they had it, they could not even imagine it. They could not imagine where the roads they were meant to set off on the next morning would lead. Each of them travelling separately. — Andrzej Sapkowski

I don't know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn't mine, that's for sure. — Ozzy Osbourne

The most important function of a bibliographic entry is to help the reader obtain a copy of the cited work. — Daniel J. Bernstein