Falcker Quotes & Sayings

No, no, no, no. Who are you? What is this? Don't leave. They're leaving. They've left. — Don DeLillo

I learned in English class about surrealists. It was the first time I wanted to throw myself up so I could be marked present. Surrealism turns the whole world upside down. — A.S. King

Problems breed problems, and the lack of a disciplined method of openly attacking them breeds more problems. — Phil Crosby

He wishes he had never entered the funhouse. But he has. Then he wishes he were dead. But he's not. Therefore he will construct funhouses for others and be their secret operator
though he would rather be among the lovers for whom funhouses are designed. — John Barth

Just because you can measure everything doesn't mean that you should. — W. Edwards Deming

A rude tourist was looking at paintings in a museum. He didn't find anything interesting and turned to the attendant while pointing to a large frame. Tourist: (making an ugly face) Is this what you call art? Attendant: No sir, this is what we call a mirror. — Johnson C. Philip