Falaschi Crash Quotes & Sayings

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. — Redd Foxx

Living isn't a simple thing ... no one said it's supposed to be. — Art Alexakis

All heat drained from my face. Holy shit. I hadn't even started my new job and already I was insulting my new boss ... right after sleeping with him. I was worse than Sylvie. "So you're - "
My speech eluded me.
"Jett Mayfield, the stingy SOB who just hired you." He held out his palm. — J.C. Reed

How sad that men would base an entire civilization on the principle of paternity, upon the legal owership and presumed responsibility for children, and then never really get to know their sons and daughters very well. — Phyllis Chesler

As millions of Americans look for work, the Obama campaign and Democrats are attempting to distract attention away from this administration's dismal record. The attack they have launched against Mitt Romney shows just how worried they are about facing him in the general election. — Jeb Bradley

The universe is an amazingly fickle and eventful place, and our existence within is a wonder. — Bill Bryson

When your perspective is preloaded with the Word of God, lies lose their power over your life. — Steven Furtick

have a large vocabulary." His tone's gone deliciously — Magda Alexander