Fake President Quotes & Sayings

Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win. — Conan O'Brien

Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He hasn't made an announcement, but I want to tell you something. The fake suspense is killing me. — David Letterman

In 1986, our commencement speaker was George Schultz, secretary of state, fourth in line to the president. You get me-basic cable's second most popular fake newsman. At this rate, the class of 2021 will be addressed by a zoo parrot in a mortar-board that has been trained to say congratulations. — Stephen Colbert

I can't do theatre in the US,' she says, 'because I don't have a green card. — Jacqueline McKenzie

The authoritarians of today are also terror managers, and if anything they are rather more creative. Consider the current Russian regime, so admired by the president. Vladimir Putin not only came to power in an incident that strikingly resembled the Reichstag fire, he then used a series of terror attacks - real, questionable, and fake - to remove obstacles to total power in Russia and to assault democratic neighbors. — Timothy Snyder

Some of us are senders and some are goers. Neither is more important than the other. Neither is possible without the other. — David Sills

To do the job which you've got really well; so well that you don't lose your self-respect doing it': — Ray Monk

President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it's not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate. — Craig Ferguson

Some Christian leaders ... are willing to give up some of the teachings of the Bible in order to harmonize Christianity with the other religions. — Billy Graham

Grilling takes the formality out of entertaining. Everyone wants to get involved. — Bobby Flay

I don't care where [Ted] Cruz comes from. I don't care where the President comes from. Day one, I opened an investigation on a fraudulent government Hawaii document, period, on a birth certificate, so if you can say Cruz has fake documents, okay. — Joe Arpaio

People who are different from other people are always called peculiar,' said Anne. — L.M. Montgomery

I work via the high-tension-wire method, which is maybe going for long periods without writing while the tension builds up - when am I going to write this, am I going to be able to write this, what is this image about - and I'm thinking about it all the time, but I'm not really inside it, inside the writing. — Jayne Anne Phillips

Everyone thinks my story should be marked by heroism, but there was no risk to myself. You see, no-one in Prague at that time thought they were going to be at war with England. — Nicholas Winton

I have absolutely no interest in playing the young male lead around which a story happens. — Taron Egerton