Fairly Odd Parents Cosmo Quotes & Sayings

Sincerity is the defence of every misanthrope. — David Joseph Cribbin

If you don't want to deceive yourself in this new year, don't be a miracle chaser — Sunday Adelaja

I've always been a procrastinator. — Kris Allen

A dream with a deadline is a goal. — Jay Samit

And don't tell me debt is not a big deal. Debt will cut off your legs and laugh at you as you grovel in the dirt begging for mercy. If you don't need it, don't get it. If you can't afford it, don't get it. If you're already in debt, get out quickly. If you think you'll never get out, you're right, you won't. — Osayi Emokpae Lasisi

Read every book, blog, website, whatever, about what you want to be an expert in. — James Altucher

When it comes to the periodic table, the United States really blew its chance to make a name for itself. If you look over a map of all the elements named for cities, states, countries, and continents, it's not surprising that European locales dominate the map. — Sam Kean

Is woman a religion? Well, perhaps you will have the chance of judging for yourselves if you go to America. There you will find men treating women with just the same respect formerly accorded only to religious dignitaries or to great nobles. — Lafcadio Hearn

The teacher was asking her students what their parents did for a living, and Timmy stood up and said, "My daddy's a doctor and my mommy's a doctor too." And little Sarah stood up and said, "My mommy's an engineer and my daddy's an accountant." And then little Billy stands up and says, "My mommy's a writer and my daddy plays the piano in a whorehouse." The teacher was horrified and later she called Billy's father, and said, "Why would you ever tell your child a thing like that?" And the father said, "Well, actually I'm a defense lawyer. But how do you explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old? — Garrison Keillor

I'd grab the camera and tell people what to do, and when I was 14, someone told me that it was called directing. — Guillermo Del Toro

To understand pretending is to conquer all barriers of time and space. — William Joyce

I joined the Labour party because I believed in equality, in freedom of speech and in tolerance, compassion and understanding for people, irrespective of their background and views. In whatever I decide to do in the future I will hold to those principles. — Geoff Hoon

Certainly there are worse sins than doing everything possible to make your presidency matter. — Eric Alterman

Beautiful and diabolical. You make me impatient indeed to claim you. — Jeaniene Frost