Factotum Barber Quotes & Sayings

As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats. — Larry The Cable Guy

Do I know what people say? Sure. I shrug it off. what else can you do? Stop people from talking? You might as well try to stop the wind from blowing. — Stephen King

It would be weird for me to be raging against all of the bullies in my life because it would be disingenuous. I've gotten through all of that and I'm living a wonderful life, but that doesn't mean that people aren't mean to me. — Andy Biersack

The objections which have been brought against a standing army, and they are many and weighty, and deserve to prevail, may also at last be brought against a standing government. — Henry David Thoreau

Poetry expands the senses and keeps them in prime condition. It keeps you aware of your nose, your eye, your ear, your tongue, your hand. — Ray Bradbury

The empty vessel giveth a greater sound than the full barrel. — John Lyly

Sometimes I think it is because we remember when we could smoke in pubs, and that we pull our phones out together as once we pulled out our cigarette packets. But probably it's because we are easily bored. — Neil Gaiman

I've been way too blessed. Had too much fun, too many rewards. — Ato Boldon

Basically, a human being is a social animal. So, if you create some short moment of happiness for people, you get deep satisfaction. — Dalai Lama

God's grace is our greatest need for every good deed. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Time, as they say, is the sole determinant of the strength and the weakness. — Deepak Rana