Facetiously Pronounce Quotes & Sayings

I think good actors - good, collaborative actors who see themselves as leaders in a given production - can and should offer ideas that have nothing to do with wanting to direct themselves. — Joe Mantello

I've never, ever tasted beer. — Mike Huckabee

I want to be able, as days go by, always to look myself straight in the eye. — Edgar Guest

The New Testament is an invaluable book, though I confess to having been slightly prejudiced against it in my very early days by the church and the Sabbath-school, so that it seemed, before I read it, to be the yellowest book in the catalogue. Yet I early escaped from their meshes. It is hard to get the commentaries out of one's head and taste its true flavor ... It would be a poor story to be prejudiced against the Life of Christ because the book has been edited by Christians. In fact, I love this book rarely, though it is a sort of castle in the air to me, which I am permitted to dream. — Henry David Thoreau

If you love a person, you can forgive anything. — Herbert Marshall

People think I have an interest in comics, but I'm only interested in comics from the '40s, like 'Donald Duck' comics. — Terry Zwigoff

I'd seen this movie. This was the part where the dinosaurs ate the tourists. — Pippa DaCosta

I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer. — Barbara Woodhouse

..a disability is something within you. A prejudice is something within the
employer.

..don't look at yourself through their eyes. Look at yourself through your own eyes. — Richard N. Bolles

No matter how quietly homophobia is whispered, it doesn't make it any less loud. You can't whisper hate, — Leisha Hailey