Facetiously Dictionary Quotes & Sayings

When I started I would have called myself an artist but the discipline I chose in art was music and text. — Blixa Bargeld

I'm looking for a bunch of new tchotchkes that represent the new part of my life. — Sally Field

you kill your future by mourning the past — R H Sin

Marriage! ... Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus! — Phyllis Bottome

This is my dream being lived out and I'm so thankful for that. — Jeremy Lin

When I counsel people who have been following God's principles and have reached a point at which they can afford to drive any car that they want, they often ask me, "Rabbi, since my budget is not the problem, how do I know if I have bought too much car?" My answer is that if, when you buy the car, the picture that comes to your mind is other people seeing you in the car, you are buying too much car. — Celso Cukierkorn

It is the waiting that cripples. — Hannah Kent

I think, it's so difficult to create a buzz anywhere, whether it be online, the streets, radio, anywhere, that if you are able to create a buzz somewhere, it definitely means something. — Joe Budden

Every instant of every day we are bombarded by information. In fact, all complex organisms, especially those with brains, suffer from information overload. Our eyes and ears receive lights and sounds (respectively) across the spectrums of visible and audible wavelengths; our skin and the rest of our innervated parts send their own messages of sore muscles or cold feet. All told, every second, our senses transmit an estimated 11 million bits of information to our poor brains, as if a giant fiber-optic cable were plugged directly into them, firing information at full bore. In light of this, it is rather incredible that we are even capable of boredom. — Tim Wu

It's perseverance that's the key. It's persevering for long enough to achieve your potential. — Lynn Davies

Mr. Stock came out of the competition tent carrying his zeppelin marrow on one shoulder and demanding to know what was going on. When he saw the hordes advancing on Aidan, he charged off that way, whirling the great vegetable. The Puck, who was rushing behind the horde, yelling at them to grab Aidan and kill Rolf, was Mr. Stock's first victim. The marrow caught him THOCK! on the side of the head. It laid the Puck out cold on the grass, but the mighty vegetable remained intact, mottled and glossy — Diana Wynne Jones

To remember simplified pictures is better than to forget accurate figures. — Otto Neurath

Cletus's famous sausage is famous." Cletus's — Penny Reid