Facetious Vs Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

Liberty and personal independence in America are still a concept some here have never known. — John Longenecker

I think even back as far as 'Lord of the Rings,' there was always the chance that 'The Hobbit' would be made, even way back then. Of course at that point, Peter Jackson didn't probably think at that point that he'd be directing it. — Andy Serkis

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. — George Carlin

It is an impressive place that smells like the 1950s, when everyone wore starch white shirts and black slacks and perfect crewcuts and worked on massive industrial projects — Elf Sternberg

Andrew Warren was a rarity in the CIA's Clandestine Service - African-American, fluent in Arabic, and relatively young for an agent who'd already spent nearly a decade chasing terrorists in Afghanistan, Egypt, Iraq and Algeria, so deep undercover that few of his friends or family knew the nature of his work. — Michael Hastings

We have all become wayfarers and travellers marching on and on ... Yet,for those who can adapt themselves to this continuous journeying,there is no regret and they would not have it otherwise.A reture to the dull uneventful past is unthinkable. — Jawaharlal Nehru

The only thing they valued higher than ammunition were Man United footballs. — Tahir Shah

We need to 'go out,' then, in order to experience our own anointing, its power and its redemptive efficacy: to the 'outskirts' where there is suffering, bloodshed, blindness that longs for sight, and prisoners in thrall to many evil masters, — Pope Francis

I knew then that I'd give in if he asked. All this fighting-this resisting-it was just because deep down, I knew that all he had to do as say the words and I'd be putty in his hands. Yeah, he could be smug and an all-around ass, but...I still wanted him. Bad. In a way I'd never experienced before. — Kelley R. Martin

Our dreams recover what the world forgets. — James Hillman

Steve Austin will never be employee of the month! — Jim Ross

The whole economy would be much healthier if it would transition to an asset-based economy rather than a credit-based one. — Rick Joyner

I'm sarcastic and facetious. It's hard to find those people on first encounter. I can be nice, but I don't want nice friends. I want funny, gregarious, sarcastic, and smart friends. — Rachel Bertsche

You are not the child of the people you call mother and father, but their fellow-adventurer on a bright journey to understand the things that are. — Richard Bach

Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed. — Trinny Woodall