Facetious Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

The flavor of wine is like delicate poetry. — Louis Pasteur

Just like the submarines, deep men are also unaffected by the storms! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

This was in the good old days, when monsters were fantasy. — Hollis Seamon

Even though this generation still believes in the miracle working power of God, they must no longer wait for God to bring water from the rocks, but rather construct dams, develop water systems, subdue the power of the ocean and thereby give glory to God almighty. — Sunday Adelaja

I would like a boyfriend. I'm a very happy person and it is the final, final piece of the puzzle. I'm looking for that shout-it-out-from-the-mountaintops, fall-in-love person. — Andy Cohen

Having worked as a clinician for almost 40 years, I have seen some young adults, who had the classic, clear and conspicuous signs of Asperger's syndrome in early childhood, achieve over decades a range of social abilities and improvements in behaviour such that the diagnostic characteristics became sub-clinical; that is, the person no longer has a clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important area of functioning. There may still be very subtle signs of Asperger's syndrome, but when the diagnostic tests are re-administered, the person achieves a score below the threshold to maintain the diagnosis. There is now longitudinal research that is starting to confirm clinical experience that about 10 per cent of those who originally had an accurate diagnosis of Asperger's syndrome in childhood no longer have sufficient impairments to justify the diagnosis (Cederlund et al. 2008; Farley et al. 2009). — Tony Attwood

(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point) — Kieran Scott

I'm blessed to be living this dream of writing and singing, but that's not the real dream I had. The real dream was to make enough money to take care of all the pain and suffering that my mother has been through. — Missy Elliott

You put the Devil on the other side, and I will come to fight. — Royce Gracie

In the west we think of yoga as an exercise programme, when actually where it's from in India it's a whole philosophy. The Asanas and the exercise programme are one tiny aspect of it, and so it really, really fascinates me. — Jayne Middlemiss

A swift carriage, of a dark night, rattling with four horses over roads that one can't see
that's my idea of happiness. — Henry James

Those were the good mornings, when the sun was hot and the air was quick and promising, when the Real Business seemed right on the verge of happening and I felt that if I went just a little faster I might overtake that bright and fleeting thing that was always just ahead. — Hunter S. Thompson

You sent Shahrzad away with a boy I would not trust with a dying snake. — Renee Ahdieh

Horror does not interest me, and so I know little of its practicioners, old or current. — William Peter Blatty