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I can't think of my life without Donna Reed. She has been such an enormous influence on my life. — Shelley Fabares

My vision is to inspire others to find purpose and happiness. — Tiffany Alvord

I'm not trying to recruit anyone. I think minds can be changed, but I also think they don't have to be changed. If someone doesn't want to smoke pot and doesn't think it should be legal, then that's fine, but the numbers that do are going to continue to grow to the point where change will eventually occur. — Doug Benson

Aimlessly
It pounds the shore. White and aimless signals. No
One listens to poetry.
- from Thing Language — Jack Spicer

To me the world seems grotesque, absurd, ridiculous, painful. — Eugene Ionesco

The best of show was completely gone and we were in big trouble, except we didn't really care. — Tina Fey