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You come into this world as you leave it, on your own. It's made me want to live a life slightly less ordinary. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Our enemies did not cross our borders They crept through our weaknesses like ants. — Nizar Qabbani

In the next minute, I will be entirely naked. In the minute after that, fully dressed. — Billy Bush

You can't be in the tech community ... without realizing there's a big shortage of talent. — Mitch Kapor

Go naked. Trust me, if you don't have a thing to wear, that's the obvious choice. — Dave Freer

The business of thinking ... undoes every morning what it had finished the night before. — Hannah Arendt

With Yale, my world got so big all of a sudden. At school, if you could dream it, someone would make it so that you could do it. It was magical. I had a lot going on, as you do when you're 17, and didn't necessarily capitalize on all of it, but it made me see possibility in a way that I hadn't before. — Bellamy Young

It is now clear to me that the family is a microcosm of the world. To understand the world, we can study the family: issues such as power, intimacy, autonomy, trust, and communication skills are vital parts underlying how we live in the world. To change the world is to change the family. — Virginia Satir

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting. — Cheshire Cat

Kindness is not weakness, Malcolm. Forgiveness isn't lack of backbone. Forgiveness is the thing that lets human beings not strangle each other after a half an hour's acquaintance. It's not something you in particular should shit on, you know? — Amy Lane

I've been pretty lucky with neighbors. But back in 1998, I lived, like, literally next door to Wrigley Field in Chicago. And I had, like, 50,000 bad neighbors spread out over the course of one summer. I'm a diehard Cubs fan, but living right next to the ballpark, it's just - as you're trying to go to sleep, you can just, like, hear urination. — Ike Barinholtz

Any good story can galvanize a person, make him/her think about things a different way, reassess their own motives and needs, but that's never my intent. That's an unintended consequence of me just trying to entertain, to write what we used to call 'ripping yarns.' — Raymond E. Feist

Working on a big-budget summer blockbuster with a built-in fan base is a dream come true for any actor. — Pete Ploszek