Eye Bags Funny Quotes & Sayings

Some women pick men to marry
and others pick them to pieces. — Mae West

I wrote: I never doubted. Would you believe I made a breakthrough with charms too?
Her response came fast. Of course I believe it. When do you get back?
Early evening. Can you come over?
I'll try. We need to celebrate.
Should I get champagne and cake ready?
Get your bed ready.
Wear the black bra.
I didn't plan on wearing one.
"God help me," I murmured, earning a surprised glance from Neil. — Richelle Mead

I'm so much more confident and sexy at thirty-eight than I ever was when I was eighteen or twenty-four ... — Mindy Kaling

The cookie is the critical part. It's a word I created for sex and you've got to give a man all three things. If you miss one out, he is going to find it somewhere else. — Steve Harvey

I paint life as I would like it to be, — Norman Rockwell

I think my journalism is for readers who are smart and know that most people are lying to them, or being patronizing. — David Weigel

But if you do, then it's a high class problem to have. And if you do, you're the architect of that problem. There's no one else to blame but yourself. You've kept doing the same kinds of movies and that's what they want to see. — Ryan Reynolds

Like all pure creatures, cats are practical. — William S. Burroughs

It will take your breastfed baby an average of five to six months to double her birth weight. — Ina May Gaskin

Wish I had more time to read! — Karen Steward