Extremely Funny Sarcastic Quotes & Sayings

Love mixed with fear is sweetness. — John Webster

Nothing can be believed but what one sees, or has from an eye witness. — Thomas Jefferson

I used to pray for times like this to rhyme like this so I had to grind like that to shine like this — Meek Mill

Eat beautiful foods, which are nutritionally dense, wholesome and natural. — Bryant McGill

There is so much hope in a little flower and so many flowers in a little hope! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

You realize that these accidental decisions you make about changing jobs, about moving into an apartment where you make new friends and confidants, about going to one city over another, that sometimes they're completely arbitrary decisions that you haven't put as much thought into as perhaps you should have, and yet they change the course of your whole life. — Anna Quindlen

She was a magnificent creature created in a science lab, the bride of Frankenstein. He, of course, comprehended that he was the monster. Freddy was Frankenstein, the creator. — Emmie White

I work legs, upper body, everything. Legs are very important. I do hang cleans and squats - I do primary exercises. Squats work over 60 percent of your muscle mass in your body. The hang cleans work on my explosive movement, which is essential for success. — Larry Fitzgerald