Extras Keith Chegwin Quotes & Sayings

It wasn't that Nanny Ogg sang badly. It was just that she could hit notes which, when amplified by a tin bath half full of water, ceased to be sound and became some sort of invasive presence. — Terry Pratchett

Wait - what?" He'd said the last statement so casually, I almost didn't grasp its significance. "There are merrow who want to destroy the human race?" I pictured a hundred thousand Sebastians, capable of punching through picnic tables and moving faster than we could even see them. It would be a slaughter. A mermaid apocalypse. I almost laughed at the thought, but the impulse died in my throat. I felt sick. I couldn't believe I'd wanted to kiss him just a few moments ago. — D.S. Murphy

You might as well sell yourself to slavery at once, as marry man you dislike. — Anne Bronte

Poetry must be simple, sensuous, or impassioned. — Emma Lazarus

Everything about me is pretty and a lot of it is shrewd. So I had a pretty shrewd idea what was going on. — Melody Malone

I assumed this yoke would encase me as well as any another hobble. Only this one bound the mind. — Jazz Feylynn

Experiments were not attempted at that time, we did not believe in the usefulness of the concept anyway, and I finished my thesis in 1962 with a feeling like an artist balancing on a high rope without any interested spectators. — Richard Ernst