Extralaryngeal Quotes & Sayings

In movies you can shoot a guy 3,000 times and get a 'PG-13', but if you say the 'F' word twice it's automatically an 'R'. I'll let that be its own comment. — Tom Shadyac

Daydreams are the delusions of the devil. — Charlotte Bronte

The afterlife is mostly a dream state where you confront the good and evil within you. The text repeatedly explains that the images the deceased sees and the sounds one hears are hallucinations created by one's own thoughts. — Paul Lowe

Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment. — Brad Pitt

You make me want to be less of an asshole. — Penny Reid

I was so embarrassed I could feel my nerves curling like bacon over a hot fire. — Margaret Halsey

If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate ... Choose science. — Carl Sagan

Fantasy. Lunacy.
All revolutions are, until they happen, then they are historical inevitabilities. — David Mitchell

I had learnt from my years of being in the services business, like networking and closely watching the early days of the Internet, that scale leads to many possibilities. — Peter Barris

His mother wanted him closer to home. The funeral had been — Carl Hiaasen

That was the last cruel irony of Tobias's life: that he doomed the woman he would have died to save. — Cassandra Clare

There is a sweet anguish springing up in our bosoms when a child's face brightens under the shadow of the waiting angel. There is an autumnal fitness when age gives up the ghost; and when the saint dies there is a tearful victory. — Edwin Hubbel Chapin

The truth which may not be told, is the truth which cannot be told. — Mary Butts

I'm the type of guy who fails and fails and fails, and then, as if failure has become sick of him, succeeds. — Bruce Jenner

without alarming anyone, and — Terry Mancour