Exsorsuim Quotes & Sayings

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. — Bruce Willis

I tell my story, not because it is unique, but because it is not. It is the story of many girls. — Malala Yousafzai

Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them. Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday advertisements, and they will buy anything small enough to stuff into a shopping bag. If your children object to being tied, threaten to take them to see Santa Claus; that ought to shut them up. — Dave Barry

And if there was no Fall, what then of the need for Redemption? What god was offended and by whom? Some especially touchy cave bear whose skull had been improperly enshrined? — Joseph Campbell

But we believe that the Octavo must be read to avert catastrophe - otherwise why did the Creator leave it behind?" "Perhaps He was just forgetful," suggested the astrologer. — Terry Pratchett