Explodatorium Quotes & Sayings

At last, after much effort, there came a prolonged belch from the mud and Larry shot to the surface and we hauled him up the bank. He stood there, covered with the black and stinking slush, looking like a chocolate statue that has come in contact with a blast furnace; he appeared to be melting as we watched. — Gerald Durrell

You're pussy whipped."
I claim, "I can't be pussy whipped. I haven't even had the pussy to be whipped!"
Take that, Ghost! Oh wait ...
He chuckles, "That's even worse, bro."
Fuck me, it totally is. — Belle Aurora

Every age thinks it's the modern age, but this one really is. Electricity is going to change everything. Everything! — Tom Stoppard

Heaven is the biggest bank in the universe;
many of our blessings are stored there.
Hell is the biggest prison in the universe;
all of the wicked are captive there.
If you have treasure in Heaven,
you are not concerned about treasure on earth;
and if you have nothing in Heaven,
you have nothing, even if you are rich on earth. — Matshona Dhliwayo

The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible. — John C. Lennox

There's no such thing as "The One", she once said. They were at dinner in Taipei, with a supplier and his wife. The couple had been married forty years. The idea that there's just one person in the world you're meant to be with, it's illogical, she said. She'd had a few drinks and was enjoying her own loud thoughts. The math just doesn't work! Who you end up with, it's really just an accident of proximity. — Dave Eggers

You are - remarkable. Every day, I think I am going to be surprised by how remarkable you are, but I am not. Because this is what it means to be you. It means knowing no bounds. Being limitless in all that you do. — Renee Ahdieh

Though the masters make the rules
For the wise men and the fools,
I got nothing, Ma, to live up to. — Bob Dylan

Your cameras can't control the minds of those who know, that you'll even sell your soul just to get a story sold. — Michael Jackson

The believed gospel saves; but it is the believed promise that assures us of this salvation. — Horatius Bonar

No created powers can mar our Lord Jesus' music, nor spill our song of joy. Let us then be glad and rejoice in the salvation of our Lord — Samuel Rutherford

In the crooks of your body, I find my religon. — Sappho