Expertly Executed Quotes & Sayings

I just thought of a great theory that explains everything. When I went to that party, I was abducted by aliens. They have created a fake Earth and fake high school to study me and my reactions. This certainly explains cafeteria food. — Laurie Halse Anderson

To be honest ... here is a task for all that a man has of fortitude. — Robert Louis Stevenson

People make great films. I just don't have the eyes to watch them. — Johnny Depp

Every bush can burn if you fire it with your imagination. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Sued King for $100 million, alleging the boxing promoter cheated him out of millions over more than a decade. It was settled out of court for $14 million. — Mike Tyson

I wasn't worried about not succeeding; I was worried about not trying. — Jennifer Pharr Davis

I think the most important thing I learned from my dad is the importance of telling the truth ... treat other people well, work hard at the job and tell the truth. — Sean McDonough

I hope someday to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace. — Johnny Depp

If you are paying for something to drink when safe drinking water comes out of the tap, you have money to spend on things you don't really need. — Peter Singer

There's no sense in making life seem like it's a struggle, because that doesn't make anybody feel better. — Ashton Kutcher

You're very difficult." He only flashed her the slightest of smiles. "Likely why you wed me. It wouldn't have done for you to have found a man simply and won him without effort. — Lynn Kurland

I'm a sucker for expertly-executed detail and surprise elements in clothing. — Tabatha Coffey