Expensive Android Quotes & Sayings

Vice President Joe Biden said today that 'Syria must be held accountable.' Unfortunately, the Obama administration has never employed an accountant, so they have no idea how to do that. — Jay Leno

If you have a story that seems worth telling, and you think you can tell it worthily, then the thing for you to do is to tell it, regardless of whether it has to do with sex, sailors or mounted policemen. — Dashiell Hammett

I'm very proud of my sisters and everything they've accomplished and done. I'm very proud of where I came from. — Eva Longoria

The class, on the other hand, buzzed and hummed with the anticipated pleasure of writing it up, one day. They were vindicated. Miss Fox belonged after all in the normal world of their writings, the world of domestic violence, torture and shock-horror. They would write what they knew, what had happened to Cicely Fox, and it would be most satisfactorily therapeutic. — A.S. Byatt

The situation wasn't ideal. But it was what she had to work with, so she would work with it. She was a tough one, — Lev Grossman

The only way you can be universal is to be sure you are very specifically local. — Damon Galgut

It's easier to say, "I don't remember" when you're wrong. — Anthony Liccione

What we require of others so that we may live our lives of easy convenience. Dad, there are people who work all day every day for thirty years assembling the three wires that make a microwave timer beep. What are we supposed to think of this? How do they survive it? Why do we ask them to? — Sunil Yapa

He could only do rowdy because he felt what I felt: that whip-crack unleashing that comes when you meet the person who frees you — Christina Lauren

We live in an instant-coffee world. Sometimes real-world solutions take a little longer. — Mike Conaway

There's a particular grubbiness that comes with travel. You start showered and fresh in clean and comfortable clothes, upbeat and hopeful that this will be like travel in the movies; sunlight flaring on the windows, heads resting on shoulders, laughter and smiles with a lightly jazzy soundtrack. But in reality the grubbiness has set in — David Nicholls