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If you're not terrified, you're not going to win. You have to ride right up to the edge of control and not make any mistakes that cost you time. — Charlie Kelly

In the past, we'd talked about books and other people, but now we talked only of our respective babies, hers sweet-faced and docile, mine at war with the world. — Jenny Offill

I doubt if we'd ever get a complete case tried - the ladies'd be interrupting to ask questions. — Harper Lee

The only corporate social responsibility a company has is to maximize its profits. — Milton Friedman

I would like to work with Todd Phillips of 'The Hangover'. I would like to do more comedies; it would be a lot of fun. No actors in particular. I don't consciously seek out things to do. — Dennis Quaid

Beware of putting all your focus into results. While results are important, your people should be your number one area of focus. — Ken Blanchard

There is quite a lot of mutual misunderstanding between the upper middle class and the working class. Reviewing what's been said about the white working class and the Democrats, I realized that there's even a lot of disagreement about who the working class IS. — Timothy Noah

Gratitude is the expression of love for the earth and for the humanity, for the abundance of life and its untold beauty. — Debasish Mridha

It is never until one realizes that one means something to others that one feels there is any point or purpose in one's own existence. — Stefan Zweig

Look, every actor has a different way of preparing or creating a character and yeah, we all are from different backgrounds. — Alex Pettyfer

I hate to say it, but Mom is right. You can't stay mad in Disneyland. — Lindsey Leavitt

The doctrine that bears Monroe's name - that the United States opposes all European intervention in the Western Hemisphere - owes much to the work of Monroe's secretary of state, John Quincy Adams, who was instrumental in the formulation of the policy. But it was also at least partly of Jeffersonian inspiration. In Jefferson's case, it was fitting that a man who had spent his life in pursuit of control would extend it as far as he could in the service of his nation, leaving a kind of last declaration of independence. This time it was a matter of policy, not of revolution. It was a declaration all the same. I — Jon Meacham

Thomas thought Chuck's personality had gone from mildly irritating to intolerable. — James Dashner

Journalism is a team sport. Writing novels is golf: it's you and the ball. — Pete Hamill