Exegin Quotes & Sayings

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. — Dave Chappelle

Sometimes we live as if we are blindfolded. — Sunday Adelaja

Most of us go through each day looking for what we saw yesterday And, not surprisingly, that is what we find. — James A. Kitchens

Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt. — Fletcher Knebel

Shawn Carter was born December 4th,
Weighing in at 10 pounds, 8 ounces.
He was the last of my 4 children,
The only one who didn't give me any pain when I gave birth to him.
... And that's how I knew that he was a special child. — Gloria Carter Spann

It's not that I don't understand it. But people think if you speak with an English accent it somehow makes you smarter. — Billy Bob Thornton

The church must seek to conquer not merely every man for Christ, but also the whole of man. — J. Gresham Machen

I can't tell jokes.'
'Mr. Grey! Something you can't do?' I grin at him, and he grins back.
'No, hopeless joke teller.' He looks so proud of himself that I start to giggle. — E.L. James

I feel very privileged to get to read and write and not to have to do things that I don't like, and I don't want to give that up. Everything else is just a bonus and often a distraction from the writing, reading, and traveling that gives me the most pleasure. — Pankaj Mishra

I never thought I'd be a comedian. But, growing up, I simply loved watching comedy. The '80s was huge for comedy in the US. Eddie Murphy blew me away with his film Delirious. — Arj Barker

To say that you can love one person all your life is just like saying that one candle will continue burning as long as you live. — Leo Tolstoy