Excusable Negligence Quotes & Sayings

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed. — Rita Rudner

The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously. The first is imperative and the second is disastrous. — Margot Fonteyn

I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope. — Maria Bamford

To pity those that know her not
Is helped by the regret
That those who know her, know her less
The nearer her they get. — Emily Dickinson

I know that I want to concentrate more on my inside-pretty than my outside-pretty, because thats gonna go away. But if your inside is beautiful, it never wears away. The light always shows on the outside if you are striving to be good inside. — Erykah Badu

The last time Sean found trouble, she arrived in a package of blonde hair and blue eyes." ~ Giles on Jem — J.A. Belfield

Studs are the easiest way to add some edge to your outfit. — Brad Goreski