Excursively Quotes & Sayings

Many criminals believe what they say is true; they could pass a lie detector test. — Michael Moore

Point of sale is where you reach 100% of your audience 100% of the time. — Paul Hudson

The only thing holding people back from starting a relationship is failure to overcome hesitation. — Andrew King

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners. — Tommy Cooper

NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise. — Leonard Maltin

In other words, even though one coin certainly isn't sufficient to make a man rich, a man only becomes rich by adding one coin after another. — Gretchen Rubin

I had been drawing my weekly comic strip, 'Life in Hell,' for about five years when I got a call from Jim Brooks, who was developing 'The Tracey Ullman Show' for the brand-new Fox network. He wanted me to come in and pitch an idea for doing little cartoons on that show. — Matt Groening

Gilbert darling, don't let's ever be afraid of things. It's such dreadful slavery. Let's be daring and adventurous and expectant. Let's dance to meet life and all it can bring to us, even if it brings scads of trouble and typhoid and twins! (Anne to Gilbert) — L.M. Montgomery

Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory is won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory. — Sun Tzu

With kings, nations, and private individuals, the strongest assume to themselves rights over the weakest, and the same rule is followed by animals, by matter, by the elements, so that everything is performed in the universe by violence. And that order which we blame with some appearance of justice is the most universal, most absolute, most unchangeable, and most ancient law of nature. — Luc De Clapiers

Those of us who don't have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading Confused. — Andy Rooney

The flesh of animals who feed excursively is allowed to have a higher flavour than that of those who are cooped up. May there not be the same difference between men who read as their taste prompts and men who are confined in cells and colleges to stated tasks? — Samuel Butler

The world shall know that I will keep my faith to friends and enemies, come what will. — Abraham Lincoln

Incurably religious, that is the best way to describe the mental condition of so many people. — Thomas A. Edison

Every customer interaction is a marketing opportunity. If you go above and beyond on the customer service side, people are much more likely to recommend you. — Stewart Butterfield

My dad, who was creative director in the '60s, always wore black jeans with black desert boots; he thought he was cool. He told me to buy a pair as well. I didn't like black, so I got the sand color, and I've been wearing them since college. — Andy Spade