Excrements Of Bed Quotes & Sayings

If there is such a thing as a universal
and I wasn't ready to throw all of mine out the window
it's that there is power in a story. And if someone pays you such a kindness as to make up a tale so you'll enjoy a gingersnap, you go along with that story and enjoy every last bite. — Clare Vanderpool

I have those days where I'm PMSing and bloated. — Christina Aguilera

She'd never mastered the talent for apologizing, but she appreciated it in other people. — Terry Pratchett

Pursue wisdom, my child, but first that this is no skip through the pasture. This is a tiresome mountain climb and the summit is far beyond your years but there are treasures along the way. — Zoe Klein

Tom began screaming, and I wondered if the baby's soft brain was, in this moment, changing shape in response to the violent stimuli. I tried to intellectualize the noise to protect the baby's psyche. I whispered: Isn't that interesting to hear a man scream? Doesn't that challenge our stereotypes of what men can do? And then I tried, Shhhhhhhhh. — Miranda July

I know that God has a plan for my life. — Aaron Schock

Work, which makes a man free, and thought, which makes him worthy of freedom. — Victor Hugo

We were perfect in our mad sanity. — A Meredith Walters