Excremental Assault Quotes & Sayings

I don't know what I am thinking. But I am alone. I am trapped in the net of the room. In the net of humans. I think maybe I am drowning in the net of humans. — Karen Hesse

The complaint about modern steel furniture, modern glass houses, modern red bars and modern streamlined trains and cars is that all these objets modernize, while adequate and amusing in themselves, tend to make the people who use them look dated. It is an honest criticism. The human race has done nothing much about changing its own appearance to conform to the form and texture of its appurtenances. — E.B. White

If I can hit No. 1 on the 'New York Times' best-seller list, I'm thinking of having the entire list tattooed on my body somewhere. It would be fabulous. — Camilla Lackberg

When the magnet does not attract the needle, the fault lies in the dirt that covers up the needle. — Sai Baba

I never saw a purple cow;
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one. — Gelett Burgess