Evolutis Quotes & Sayings

I snicker at my joke. Dude, if ya can't crack yourself up, ain't never gonna crack anybody else up. — Karen Marie Moning

I think we're going to move from a Homo sapiens into a Homo evolutis: ... a hominid that takes direct and deliberate control over the evolution of his species, her species and other species. — Juan Enriquez

We decide based on how people look; we decide based on how people sound; we decide based on how people are dressed. We decide based on their passion. — Frank Luntz

I am calm most of the time. — Claudia Schiffer

When God places a burden upon you, He places His arms underneath you. — Charles Spurgeon

You lie when you're a teenager, I think, because your parents are treating you like you're younger and you - in your mind - think that you're so much older. You make up all of these lies because you think it's what you should do. — Shay Mitchell

I have moments when I'll stare at a script and say, 'I don't know what I'm doing!' But then I push myself into that feeling because I think panic is important. — Kate Winslet

When I write legally, I try to write very plain, very vanilla, very clear. — William Lashner

The drive to Santa Fe on I-25 is midly zen. There are public road signs that say "Gusty Winds May Exist". This seems more like lazy philosophy than travel advice. — Chuck Klosterman

But you stand up for me. You tell me the truth. You make me laugh, and you make me want. You let me be and feel who I am. And you fell in love with me even when you didn't want to. — Nora Roberts

It is merely the egoism of men, who wants to bury a woman like a treasure. All attempts at using vows, contracts, and holy ceremonies have failed to bring permanence into the most changeable aspect of changeable human existence, namely love. Can you deny that our Christina world is rotting? — Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch

I played soccer growing up, and then high school came along and the football coach came out one day and was like, 'Hey, do you want to kick for us?' I was like, 'Sure, I'll come out and kick one day.' I got moved up to varsity and that's how the story began. — Kyle Brindza

I'm a big Germs fan; most people are. — Henry Rollins