Evility Quotes & Sayings

We frequently are troublesome to others, when we think it impossible for us ever to be so. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Because believing you're not alone is the cruelest trick of all. — Morgan Matson

I didn't have things as a child, and I was determined to get them. — Jackie Gleason

Them white people made hate. They made hate just like they had a formula for it and followed that formula down to the last exact gallon of misery put in. Well ... that's what they made and that's what they got. — J. California Cooper

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave. — Henry Peter Brougham

Fifty dollars can't change a life, but when everyone gives a little, we can change the world. — Susan Mallery

Artists don't create society, they reflect it — Ben Elton

The Lord Protector and his hair got off the elevator. — Karen Chance

But the Australians, what do the Australians do? How do they structure their landscape? For a start they postulate a primal builder, whose work they presume only to interpret: the mythical animal who was active in the "dreamtime," that is, a primal era, beyond verification, as the name indicates. A time of sleep. The visible landscape is an effect of causes that are to be found in the dreamtime. For example, the snake that dragged itself over this plain creating these undulations, etc., etc. These.. curious Aborigines make sure their eyes are closed while events take place, which allows them to see places as records of events. But what they see is a kind of dream, and they wake into a reverie, since the real story (the snake, not the hills) happened while they were asleep. — Cesar Aira

Lord knows, if it's on the internet, it's got to be true! — Shawn Michaels

Right now, as I'm typing this, some liberal somewhere is saying something unforgivable about Michelle Bachmann or Ann Coulter. I condemn you, whoever you are! But I'm not going to conduct a house-to-house search to find you. — Timothy Noah