Evil Robot Santa Quotes & Sayings

I know I'm bitter and a little jaded, and mildly enjoy it, but am I a sad person? Am I happy?
I plan on being happy in the future for sure, but it isn't here yet. So what does that make me, exactly? — Chris Colfer

1. Heat the oven to Denial.
2. Prepare the pan with a spray of Anger.
3. Mix in two medium-size bargains with The Bony Guy.
4. Add 1/3 cup of Depression (tears will do if you want low-fat).
5. Bake...until you can jab a toothpick in your arm and it seems Acceptable. — Blythe Woolston

True worship is when a person, through their person, attains intimacy and friendship with God. — William Temple

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore. — Alexandra Potter

It is time for the next generations to continue our struggle against social injustice and for the rights of humanity. It is in your hands. — Nelson Mandela

Fighter, you're the least fucked-up of all the people I know. You're like the normal control in a sample full of crazy. — Jessica Clare

Me, myself, and I enjoy our own company immensely. — R. Alan Woods

I found myself in too much of a box situation. — Jimi Hendrix