Every Fifteen Minutes Scottoline Quotes & Sayings

Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine. — Lisa Scottoline

Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job. — George Bernard Shaw

Attacks characterised by little more than malaise are likely to be regarded as mild viral illnesses. Attacks characterised by alteration of affect and consciousness - mild drowsiness or depression - may be taken for purely emotional reactions. Both — Oliver Sacks

We're here and we prey on you — Lisa Scottoline

We've been taught a watered-down version of following Jesus for so long that people think it's Christianity, but it's not biblical. — Francis Chan

It is true what is said in Washington - 'No matter how cynical you get, it's never enough to catch up.' — Louie Gohmert

I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control. — Lisa Scottoline

Think objectively.
Think operationally.
Think optimistically.
Think outstandingly. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Justice, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. Some see an innocent victim. Others will see evil incarnate getting exactly what's deserved. — Emily Thorne

Hopefully I'll fit the television in there. Maybe it'll be like music and television and movies. I mean, who knows? But hopefully I can be successful at everything I do. — Drake Bell

I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it's practice for sociopaths. — Lisa Scottoline

When one closes his mind to understanding he opens the door to folly. — Matshona Dhliwayo

The man who is successful is the man who is useful. — William Bourke Cockran

It is commonly said that a teacher fails if he has not been surpassed by his students. There has been no failure on our part in this regard considering how far they have gone. — Edmond H. Fischer

You need somebody to stand up for you. You're the little guy, you just don't realize it yet. The Commonwealth has all the aces, and you don't even know you're playing cards. — Lisa Scottoline

Dr. Fortunato," Kristine shot back at Laurie, her resentment undisguised. "You don't know how we do things in Wright. Dr. Parrish doesn't care about hospital hierarchy. He's very accessible and he'd never let his ego get in the way of patient care. Maybe you do things differently where you work- — Lisa Scottoline

1. I am superior to others.
Circle one: Doesn't apply to me. Partially applies to me. Fully applies to me.
And:
I would not feel sorry if someone were blamed for something I did.
Circle one: Doesn't apply to me. Partially applies to me. Fully applies to me. — Lisa Scottoline

I'm a sociopath. I look normal, but I'm not. I'm smarter, better, and freer, because I'm not bound by rules, law, emotion or regard for you. — Lisa Scottoline