Eulogists Quotes & Sayings

I set free the phantoms of my imagination. — Frigyes Karinthy

Is there an us?" he asked.
My breasts brushed his chest as I started breathing heavily.
"Goddamn it, Cher, is there an us?" he clipped.
"I want there to be."
Fuck! It came out because he was freaking me out.
Fuck!
"Then there's an us," he declared firmly.
... "And there bein' an us, Cher, that means you're mine. Ethan's mine. Are you followin' me? — Kristen Ashley

It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin, — John Mulaney

Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in almost every poem of mine there is a loss. — Dan Quisenberry

Simplicity is the beauty of souls. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Words created divergencies between beings, because their precise meanings put an opinion around the idea. Music only retains the highest and purest substance of the idea, since it has the privilege of expressing all, whilst excluding nothing. — Nadia Boulanger

Joseph thought he knew the plants that had sought out the twitterers, and those that had risen for the wren, or a fern that turned, not to the sun, but toward the chatter of the chickadee, so quick were the petals of its song, so sharp so plentiful so light, so showy in their symmetry, so suddenly in shade. — William H Gass

When the people call Earth 'Mother,' they take with love and with love give back so that all may live. — Marilou Awiakta

Muscles don't make the man.
True, darling, but they give you something nice to hold on to. — Dannika Dark

In spite of the opinions of certain narrow-minded people, who would shut up the human race upon this globe, as within some magic circle it must never outstep, we shall one day travel to the moon, the planets, and the stars, with the same facility, rapidity, and certainty as we now make the voyage from Liverpool to New York! — Jules Verne

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. — Carroll Bryant

We don't manage money for anyone else. We bear responsibility only for our own risks. — Suleyman Kerimov

Where's your hair?" she shouted. "And what happened to your arm?"
"Cut my hair and got shot with an arrow!"
"Gods below, Iseult! A few hours away and your whole life tumbles through the hell-gates!"
"I might say the same to you," Iseult shouted back - though it was getting hard to scream and ride. "Four opponents on your tail and a ruined dress! — Susan Dennard

God could not be reached for comment. But let us at least agree that He is quite obviously attuned to the doings of politics and media. That is why so many would-be leaders say they are being "called upon" to run for president, and why eulogists lean so heavily on the trope that God runs an HR department that recruits people like Sunday hosts and yachtsmen into heaven. — Mark Leibovich