Esquire Atl Quotes & Sayings

Jesus Christ at Calvary on the cross was a stamp of God's confirmation that hell is not our home. — Evans Biya

Martin Freeman as [Bilbo] is just a revelation. — James Nesbitt

I want to be the first player to show what Japanese batters can do in the major league. — Ichiro Suzuki

Books can now be on the stands within days from delivery of a formatted manuscript, and often are. — Bruce Jackson

As I began to love myself I freed myself of anything that is no good for my health - food, people, things, situations, and everything that drew me down and away from myself. At first I called this attitude a healthy egoism. Today I know it is Love of Oneself. — Charlie Chaplin

IF is a very long word in Formula One; in fact, IF is F1 spelled backwards. — Murray Walker

Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!" — Henny Youngman

For one ... If you shoot me and your boss realizes it was without good reason, you'll have fucked up your trial period. And trust me; I know you're still in it." Ian pulled open a drawer in a small brown cabinet.
"Secondly, it could end very badly for me and I'd rather prevent that. Getting shot is not on my list of things to do today." He wrapped his hand around the steel grip of his own weapon and removed it from the drawer.
"And last but not least, if you plan to shoot me ... Well, it'll be a matter of which of us is quicker and has better aim." A pleasant smile crossed his features and he casually waved the gun from side to side. "Do you want to risk it? — Natasha McNeely

Clairol: Does she or doesn't she...
...take it up the ass. — Beryl Dov